Kids27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

"Sure, they’re innocent and sometimes adorable. But also, they’re awful."

1 Commenter I Identified with Wrote: 

"Why "child proof" when you could not have kids? Then if you get your jollies from children, donate your time or otherwise work with kids for daycare/education and much much later, "adopt" or whatever word is applicable, bring in teens as members of your family.
You never have to deal with the shit that happens with people whose minds are not there, painting shit, ruining shit and yet you get to experience "parenting" with other people's children, then the latter years where you actually have an intelligent person to relate to, becomes -actual- parenting for the last 7-9 years.
In those years, you'll get to deal with middle-school, high-school, your 'children' rebelling against you whenever you clash with their interests, their developing sexual identities and them being bullied at school, getting bad grades, getting into trouble...
Wanting driver's license, wanting to shoot guns, smoke, play the lottery, go to college [on your dime] total your vehicles because they didn't listen or were not properly attended to in learning to drive... etc. etc.
Once they leave the nest, you'll probably see them again a few times a year, then nothing for a long time, then maybe they'll visit you again more or less frequently after some thirty years."

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At this point in my life, all I can say is: